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Classic Americana Lincolns
The classic patriotic shirt... it's your duty to wear it to barbecues, sporting events, and basically anywhere in America.
Vote for Lincoln (blue)
Is it a band? Is it a presidential campaign? It's both! Our classic mascot in male form on navy blue. Vote for Lincoln, gents!
Vote for Lincoln (pink)
Is it a band? Is it a presidential campaign? It's both! Our classic mascot in female form on hot pink. Vote for Lincoln, ma'am!
Farts for Breakfast (dark)
We have no idea what this means. But no other band in history is using this slogan... so we'll take it! Nobody will question the passion and intensity of someone who eats farts for breakfast. This is a darker toned, hard rocking version of this shirt.
Farts for Breakfast (lite)
We have no idea what this means. But no other band in history is using this slogan... so we'll take it! Nobody will question the passion and intensity of someone who eats farts for breakfast. This is a lighter toned, comical version of this shirt.
Anime Super-Rock Lincolns
We were always jealous of the kids in high school wearing the awesome comic themed shirts. We have absolutely nothing to do with Anime. Or Japan. But here it is.
1990’s Retro Lincolns
1990’s Retro Lincolns
1990’s Retro Lincolns
This shirt is as simple as an iron-on image (and made on a cheaper shirt, too!) as a tribute to our past lives. This is the type of cheapo shirt you'd be buying from us if it was the late 1990's and you were slumming the Deep Ellum bars of Dallas. Never forget your past!